• Do you have DOG PROBLEMS? Barking, Aggression, Too Protective, Biting or Nipping, Distructiveness, Pulling on the Lead, Toilet Indoors, Fears, can't be Left Alone, Obsessive Behaviour, Won't Eat?

    .....CLICK HERE..... to find HELP

    Monday, February 14, 2011

    Scared dogs and Noodles

    Person visited Two Border Collie Dogs.


    The Two Dogs were PROTECTIVE.

    The Two Dogs were SCARED.

    Whenever Person Moved...the Two Dogs BARKED.

    They LUNGED.

    Then Border Collie Evie was Brave. Evie SNIFFED Person.

    Person sat Very Very Still.

    Then Evie ....... WOOFFED.


    Person JUMPED.

    Anyway, the next day Person visited a Lurcher. Her name is Noodles.

    Noodles is Grey.

    Grey Noodles?

    I am a Lurcher. I am the colour of Straw.

    Here is Noodles Bowing. She wants Tofu to Play.


    Pickle doesn't Bow to get me to Play.

    Pickle JUMPS on me.

    Anyway, I need a Drink.

    I have been chasing Pickle.

    I want the Orange Ball.

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    posted by Pip @ 5:21 PM

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  • Do you have DOG PROBLEMS? Barking, Aggression, Too Protective, Biting or Nipping, Distructiveness, Pulling on the Lead, Toilet Indoors, Fears, can't be Left Alone, Obsessive Behaviour, Won't Eat?

    .....CLICK HERE..... to find HELP

    Monday, February 14, 2011

    Scared dogs and Noodles

    Person visited Two Border Collie Dogs.


    The Two Dogs were PROTECTIVE.

    The Two Dogs were SCARED.

    Whenever Person Moved...the Two Dogs BARKED.

    They LUNGED.

    Then Border Collie Evie was Brave. Evie SNIFFED Person.

    Person sat Very Very Still.

    Then Evie ....... WOOFFED.


    Person JUMPED.

    Anyway, the next day Person visited a Lurcher. Her name is Noodles.

    Noodles is Grey.

    Grey Noodles?

    I am a Lurcher. I am the colour of Straw.

    Here is Noodles Bowing. She wants Tofu to Play.


    Pickle doesn't Bow to get me to Play.

    Pickle JUMPS on me.

    Anyway, I need a Drink.

    I have been chasing Pickle.

    I want the Orange Ball.

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    posted by Pip @ 5:21 PM

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