Monday, May 02, 2016

May? May Not?

I am ELEVEN YEARS OLD this May

Person says it is Now May.


I was Born in a Rescue. Mum was a Saluki. Dad was a Labrador.

We were All Rescued Together.  Eleven Years Ago. 

In May.

So, Now is May

Surely, Now is Is.

When is May Not?

May Not is when Pickle Lies on My Sofa


May Not is when Pickle Takes My Chair


We May Eat Grass


Pickle May Eat Berries



Pickle May Sleep under Person's Duvet




I May be Eleven?

There is no May about it.

I AM Eleven.



Anyway, Person WILL give Zara a treat when she Comes In.

Person WILL give me a treat when I Come In.

Not MAY.