Here is my Funny Face. Person says she can see Right Up My Nose.
There was HAIL today. Hard cold white balls fell out of the sky. They HURT.Person says the Hailstones were the size of Sugar Lumps. (I don't know what Sugar Lumps are, but she says that Horses would).
A few days ago there was SNOW. Snow is fun. Snow doesn't Hurt my Head like Hail Hurts my Head. 
Monty the Mont and Marmite didn't want to Play.
Monty the Mont and Marmite didn't want to Play. My Dog Listener Person went to see a Yellow Labrador called Becky. Becky lives with Misty who is a dog called a Bichon Frise.
Becky is SCARED of Persons who come to her House. I'm not Scared of any Persons who come to my House.
Becky looks just like my dad did, though Becky is a Bitch. (I'm not allowed to call a She-Person a Bitch).
Anyway, I WAS just a little bit SCARED when Sugar Lumps were dropping out of the Sky onto my Head.
