Monday, August 26, 2019

Why am I Standing Here?

Why am I Standing Here?

Sometimes I Forget things.

Person says I'm Lumpy and Bumpy now.


Pickle is Taking Over my Kingdom.


A Wood Pigeon and a Fluffy Baby Wood Pigeon are Nesting in the Vine.

Pickle would like to Catch and Eat the Baby Pigeon. Person has put up Wire Caging to keep Baby Pigeon Safe.


Pickle at about TEN Apples Yesterday

Milly Eats Apples.

I Don't Like Apples. Person says I'm Getting Fussy in my Old Age.



Zara Eats EVERYTHING. (Zara is a Labrador of course).


Anyway, I Remember now why I was Standing There. I was Going to My Bed.

Friday, June 07, 2019

Being Deaf is Peaceful

I am Deaf. I Can't Hear anymore.

But I'm a Sight Hound. I don't need Ears.


I  Can't Hear Pickle Barking anymore.

Person says that if Pickle was Deaf he wouldn't Bark.



(But Pickle doesn't Bark with his Ears. Pickle barks with his Mouth).

 



Milly has Very Good Ears for Barking. They stick up. 


Milly's Ears are Made For Listening.




I Can't Hear Person when she calls me in. 

She taps me gently. Then I Look. I can See what she's saying to me. 

Anyway. Pickle's Birthday is on the 26th June. Zara's Birthday is on the 26th June also. 

This is a Coincidence.

Pickle will be Nine. Zara will be Eight. 

I am Fourteen.

Being Deaf is Peaceful.


Wednesday, May 01, 2019

Easter Heat Wave





We had an Easter Kibble Hunt.

Person threw our food All Over the Grass.

Person calls it Enrichment 

We also had something called A Heat Wave



Milly does A Heat. I don't know about A Wave.

I should make a Bucket List.

It would begin with Go To The Seaside Again.

Here is Pickle. Pickle's Ball Keeps him Quiet.


Pickle needs More Enrichment. Person says he's a Working Dog Without a Proper Job.

Zara is a Good Dog.


Zara's a Labrador. My Dad was a Labrador. Mum was a Saluki mixed with a Whippet.


Anyway, it was the Queen's Birthday Last Week.

The Queen does A Wave. She doesn't do Heat anymore, person says.


Monday, March 18, 2019

Horse or Dog


I am Nearly FOURTEEN Years Old.

Person says that I do Strange Things.

Every evening, after Tea, I Stand and Bark.




Person says I Sound Hoarse.

I have a Reason for Barking. I just Forget what my Reason for Barking is.

Sometimes in the Field I Just Stand. And Look.

I have a Long Shadow.



Here is Pickle with his Pink Pig



And here is ME Yesterday.



I may Sound Horse. I Look Dog.

Anyway, my Blog Friends Penny and Doyle in AMERICA have found a Deer Antler.




Saturday, February 02, 2019

Cold Outside


When it's Cold I have a Special Coat which is Clothes like Persons wear.

Milly doesn't need a Coat.


Pickle and Zara don't need Clothes like Persons wear either.  



Anyway, Pickle has Killed and Dismembered his Duck.


(Why do Persons wear Clothes when it's Not Cold?)


Monday, November 19, 2018

Shadows

The Days are Getting Shorter

The Shadows are Getting Longer.


Person says it's because we Changed the Clock

(My Clock looks just the Same to me).




As the Long Grass Dies there are Different Smells




It is Dark Early. 

I Eat my Tea Early.

Zara and Pickle are Bored.



Today I Tried to Get Up onto my Chair.

It was Too Difficult.

My Days are Getting Shorter too.


This was Me on My Chair.

Anyway, it will Soon be Christmas (whatever that is).

Thursday, October 04, 2018

Who's Blog is this anyway?


Pickle Thinks Nobody can See Him. 

Is Pickle trying to Take Over MY Blog?


It's Not About Pickle. It's Not About Zara. It's Not About Milly.

It's About ME.

This is MY BLOG


I'm HERE!

I'm not The Invisible Dog


Anyway, Person read yesterday that Pigs can Outsmart Dogs! 

NO PIG CAN OUTSMART ME.

Sunday, August 26, 2018

National Pip Day

Today is National Dog Day.



That means National Pip Day


Here I am Eating Rabbit Droppings (with Pickle, Milly and Zara).

Person calls Rabbit Droppings Croutons.

There was No Rain. It was Too Hot.

Today, National Pip Day, is Wet and Cold.


Here I am Celebrating National Pip Day with More Sleeping

Anyway, here is Pickle, Pickling as usual. 

If you Look Very Carefully, you can see ME too. 





Wednesday, August 01, 2018

Hot and Windy

Outdoors is HOT

Indoors is WINDY. This is because we have Two Fans.

My Long Eating-Grass is Dead.



Pickle and Milly have a Paddling Pool.

Pickle Pickles in the water. Pickle Rolls in the Water. Pickle Digs in the Water.


And Milly Jumps High to Catch Water.


Pickle is WINDY. Pickle Eats Apples.


And Yoghurt.



I Don't Like Water.

Zara Doesn't Like Water. 

(Person says Zara should Love Water because she's a Labrador).

Zara just Smiles.


Anyway, I have Fans All Over the World. 

Like you.

Saturday, June 16, 2018

Long Grass and More Pickling


Long Grass is for Eating. Long Grass is for Hiding. Long Grass is for Rolling in.


I Choose the Best Grass to Eat.



Milly thinks I Can't See her.

Zara Watches. Just In Case Person may have Food. 

(There is Pickle in the Distance. Pickling).

  
Zara Thinks about Food ALL THE TIME. Person says this is Because she's a Labrador.

Person couldn't Catch Pickle in the Long Grass. 

All the time Pickling. Run Run Run Wag Wag Wag Sniff Sniff Sniff.

(Naughty Pickle Caught a Pigeon). 



Sitting Still and Waiting is Hard for a Pickle. 

Anyway, Milly is a Poser.


Person is Telling me that my Ears are Inside Out again.


And it's Night Time now....

...and a (short) Break from Pickling.