Saturday, June 16, 2018

Long Grass and More Pickling


Long Grass is for Eating. Long Grass is for Hiding. Long Grass is for Rolling in.


I Choose the Best Grass to Eat.



Milly thinks I Can't See her.

Zara Watches. Just In Case Person may have Food. 

(There is Pickle in the Distance. Pickling).

  
Zara Thinks about Food ALL THE TIME. Person says this is Because she's a Labrador.

Person couldn't Catch Pickle in the Long Grass. 

All the time Pickling. Run Run Run Wag Wag Wag Sniff Sniff Sniff.

(Naughty Pickle Caught a Pigeon). 



Sitting Still and Waiting is Hard for a Pickle. 

Anyway, Milly is a Poser.


Person is Telling me that my Ears are Inside Out again.


And it's Night Time now....

...and a (short) Break from Pickling.

Tuesday, May 08, 2018

Lumps and Molehills

Today is the Hottest Early Spring Bank Holiday since Records Began.

Two Weeks Ago Person said Your Face Looks Funny Pip.

I had a Lump Under my Eye.



The Vet said Tooth Abscess.

The Vet Removed a Big Back Tooth. I had Stitches in my Mouth.

She Cleaned all my Teeth.

I'm All Better Now.



I Like Going to the Vet. The Vet Makes a Fuss of me.


It's Too Hot for Milly to Play Ball.

It's Too Hot for Pickle to play Ball.

It's Too Hot for Zara to Play Ball.

I Can't be Bothered to Play Ball.

I Eat Grass



Anyway, Moles Live in the Bank in My Field.



Bank Holiday?

Has nobody told the moles?

Friday, April 06, 2018

Spring

I see Pickle Wrote my last Blog. I Never Said PIckle could Write MY Blog.

This is MY Blog. It's all about ME. 

MY Blog is Not about Pickle.







It was Spring Yesterday. It was Sunny.

Pickle SPRINGS.

Pickle Springs Over the Gate into my Field.


Pickle Springs into Action when he Hears Something.


This is what Pickle Looks Like when he gets Too Close.

(Why am I Talking about Pickle. It's MY Blog).

Milly can't Spring when she gets in Pickle's Crate.

She gets Stuck.


I don't Spring anymore.

I am Thirteen Years Old.

Anyway, I started my Blog in September 2006. I was Six Months Old.





My Friend from America is called Doyle. Doyle says he was very excited that Pip see this picture of him at Deer Camp last weekend.  



This is a rough cabin out in the country.  I explain because I don’t want you to think this is our house.  

Doyle and I like reading Pip’s blog.  We are going to go back and read some of his older entries.

I wish America was Nearer. I could Chase Deer with Doyle at Deer Camp. 

Friday, February 16, 2018

run sniff pant wag run sniff pant wag

Pickle here!

Yes it's ME... (busy run sniff pant wag run sniff pant wag busy)

Person told Pip that if he Didn't Pull His Paw Out she would let ME write in his Blog.

I found some Paper.



And I found a fly swat. 



I found Person's Gardening Glove




And I Killed my Frog




(busy run sniff pant wag run sniff pant wag........BARK)




Pip doesn't know I have been writing here. Yet.


Sunday, December 10, 2017

Philosophical Me


Where does this White Stuff Come From?

My Fields is a New World of New Smells.

Person says I Get Philosophical as I Get Older.

I Think Therefore I Am.



Pickle Sniffs Therefore Pickle Is.


Pickle Digs Therefore Pickle Is...Pickle

Pickle makes the White Stuff Yellow

Milly Looks Therefore Milly Is...



Milly Plays Catch Snow.


Pickle wants to Go Out In the White Stuff again.

Please.

NOW.

Pickle's Philosophy is Don't Wait To Do Later What You Can Do Now.

Anyway, Person says Don't Miss the Donut through Looking Through the Hole. 

Person is Philosophical Too. 

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Hurricane Ophelia. Hurricane Pickle Next?

Today the Sun was RED. 

Hurricane Ophelia brought Red Dust from the Sahara.

But Zara isn't Red. Zara is Yellow.

I'm Yellow. 

Pickle is Black.


Anyway, who said Pickle could Lie on MY Bed?

Go Away and Bother Milly.


Pickle Never Stops. 


Zara has Three Speeds. Slow, Slower and Stop.


Will Hurricane Pickle bring Black Dust?

Sunday, August 27, 2017

What is a Cocker Spaniel German Shepherd Mix?




Pickle Tries.

(Person says if he Could Find a Way, he Would Find a Way).

Milly is On Heat. AGAIN!

Milly does Whining Noises when she's On Heat. 

Milly does Panting. 

(Person says Humping Milly is Bad for my Joints). 



My Joints?

Zara doesn't have Heats. 


Anyway, Milly has a Sore Nose.



Our House has a Smart Meter to Control Heat.


Tuesday, June 06, 2017

PicklExit and New Husky


Another Election.

Can I Vote for Picklexit?


Last night the Weather was Wild. Today the Weather is Wild.

I'm Not Going Out.


But Wet Pickle still Wants to Play.

Zara Loves Long Grass.



We Eat Long Grass. 

Person says We Look Like Cows.

Milly's Blue Tongue

Anyway, TV is Talking. Will May Get In?

May Get In?

May Has Gone. It's June.



Anyway, Grandchild Elle asked Person, Can I Have A Dog?

I Want a Husky.

(Oh NO Not Another Puppy)!

Instead, Person had a Better Idea.....

Husky


Friday, April 28, 2017

Guns and a Disembowelled Chicken


Zara and Pickle SHOULD be Working Dogs.

Zara and Pickle are Gun Dogs.

Is Pickle A Nuisance because he's a Gun Dog Without a Gun?


But Zara isn't A Nuisance and Zara is a Gun Dog.



I'm a Sight Hound. I'm Not a Nuisance.

I sometimes Hear Bangs behind our Field.

Person says Oh Dear.

Because Pickle is a Gun Dog Without a Gun, Pickle has to Make Do with Disembowelling his Chicken


Milly isn't a Gun Dog. Milly isn't a Sight Hound.

Milly is a Guard Dog with Nothing to Guard.

She sometimes Tries to Guard Person.


Anyway, Pickle will have to Make Do with his Chewed Sucked Smelly Disembowelled Chicken.

And I can Sleep.

I Sleep a Lot now because I am Getting Old.