Person brought home a Bag Of Balls. LOTS of Balls.
Pickle Digs in the Water with the Balls in it.
Pickle Scatters the Balls All Over the Garden. Milly Puts the Balls Back into the Water. Zara is Scared of Water. Zara was Very Brave. Zara Stepped in the Water and got out a Yellow Ball.
There aren't many Balls in the Water anymore. Pickle brings Balls into the house. Pickle Chews Balls. Pickle Chews Bits off them.
I keep Well Away from the Water. I keep Well Away from the Balls. I try to keep Well Away from Pickle. Anyway, Milly is In Season. AGAIN! Milly is In Autumn this time. Person is Keeping me Well Away from Milly. She says Keeping me Well Away from Milly protects my Joints. (Keeping me Well Away from Pickle would protect my Brain). I would rather Hump Milly than Play with Balls.
Person says to me You Are Getting Old. Person doesn't like someone to say You Are Getting Old to her. I won't play Ball with Person. I Lie Around a lot. Son-Person has come to Live With Us for a while. I will Play Ball with Son-Person though. He takes me out By Myself. I Like being taken out By Myself.
It is HOT. Why does Little Pickle DIG and Dig and Dig in the Paddling Pool Water? He's Wet.
Me, I keep away from Water. Milly Likes a Small Den where it'e Cool. Under Person's Desk.
Pickle and Zara like a Small Den where it's Cool.
Anyway, Person went to a Dog Show and was Kissed by a HUGE Dog called a BoerBoel. A Boerboel comes from South Africa. It's Hot in South Africa too.
I hope Son-Person will take me into the Field By Myself. I hope Son-Person will Play Ball with me again when the Sun Goes Down.
She Person is Talking Loudly. He Person is Talking VERY Loudly. She Person says she's is IN. He Person says he's OUT. In? Out? We have Grass Beds not Flower Beds in our Field. We Love IN the Grass Beds.
I Choose the Best Grass to Eat. Zara Eats Grass. Pickle Eats Grass. Here am I coming OUT of a Grass Bed.
My Bed is the Sofa. I'm ON. Not IN and not OUT. ON.
Pickle's Bed is ON a Sofa too. Not MY Sofa.
Anyway. the OUTS Won. The INS Lost. I like ON Best. Person says I'm getting Lazy in my Old Age.