Today is the Hottest Early Spring Bank Holiday since Records Began.
Two Weeks Ago Person said Your Face Looks Funny Pip.
I had a Lump Under my Eye.
The Vet said Tooth Abscess.
The Vet Removed a Big Back Tooth. I had Stitches in my Mouth.
She Cleaned all my Teeth.
I'm All Better Now.
I Like Going to the Vet. The Vet Makes a Fuss of me.
It's Too Hot for Milly to Play Ball.
It's Too Hot for Pickle to play Ball.
It's Too Hot for Zara to Play Ball.
I Can't be Bothered to Play Ball.
I Eat Grass
Anyway, Moles Live in the Bank in My Field.
Bank Holiday?
Has nobody told the moles?
