My Back Legs Stopped Walking.
I was Going Back Home.
I Rolled Down my Field Steps.
Person gave me a Special Harness.
I Will Wear my Special Harness All the Time.

Yesterday was Easter Sun Day.
Sun Makes Shadows.
Person has a Shadow.
Anyway, It was Good Dogs Day on Friday.
(Good Friday isn't Pickle's Day)
Easter
isn't for dogs. Chocolate Makes Dogs Sick.
I'm Not Sick.
I'm Just Old.