I am Pip's Freelance Ghost Writer.
Freelance means I Do It My Way....
PICKLE'S BLOGGLING.
So here I was Lickling out the yoghurt pot.
Today I shall teach you........
The Art of Pickling
Pickling is Ziggle-Zaggling.
Ziggle-Zaggling with Tail Wraggling
Ziggle-Zaggling, Tail Wraggling and Shniffling.
Ziggle-Zaggling, Tail Wraggling, Shniffling and Diggling for Moles
Pickling is Deaf when Person Calls 'PICKLE'.
Here I am Pickling:
I can hear Pip whispering in my ear.
"It's not all about YOU!"
So here is Milly chompling a bone.