I made my nose SORE because of a BONE. A Big Raw Meaty Bone. I didn't know what to do with it so I Buried it by Digging a HOLE and pushing it and covering it up with my Nose. Then I Dug it up. Then I Buried it again somewhere else. Then I Dug it up again. Then I Buried somewhere else. Then I Dug it up again.
Then Person took my Big Raw Meaty Bone away.
The other morning I thought I was going to get my FOOD. My nice Crunchy Dried Food. But Person gave me two Raw Chicken Wings instead.
Is this FOOD? Do I EAT them? HOW?
Marmite was already SCRUNCHING her Raw Chicken Wings because Marmite will Eat Anything. Monty the Mont then SCRUNCHED on his Chicken Wings.
Person cut mine Two Raw Chicken Wings into little bits. I Sniffed them.
THIS IS NOT FOOD.
Then, for tea Person gave me SLUDGE.
I Love SLUDGE. It is TASTY. Sludge is all minced up. It has Raw cabbage and cauliflower and carrots, and sometimes it has Raw Fish, and it always has Raw Meat, it sometimes has Raw Liver and it sometimes has Raw Cows Heart, and sometimes it has Fruit.
This is what my SLUDGE looks like.
And here is Marmite eating SLUDGE.
I can now Scrunch my Chicken Wings. I have Worked It Out!
Anyway, Chickens don't need their Wings because Chickens Don't need to Fly. Chickens RUN. They have to RUN in order to cross roads so they can get to the Other Side.
Person also gave us BIG RAW MEATY BONES to chew.
Marmite took her Big Raw Meaty Bone into the Field. Monty the Mont took his Big Raw Meaty Bone into the Garden.
I first took my Big Raw Meaty Bone into the Kennel to my Bed.
Person now only gives us SMALL Raw Meaty Bones, because my Big Raw Meaty Bone made my Nose BLEED.
Then, when there are only three little bits of Meaty Bone left, we all lie down together in the field and Swap Bones.