I am ELEVEN YEARS OLD this May.
Person says it is Now May.
I was Born in a Rescue. Mum was a Saluki. Dad was a Labrador.
We were All Rescued Together. Eleven Years Ago.
In May.
So, Now is May?
Surely, Now is Is.
When is May Not?
May Not is when Pickle Lies on My Sofa
May Not is when Pickle Takes My Chair
We May Eat Grass
Pickle May Eat Berries
Pickle May Sleep under Person's Duvet
I May be Eleven?
There is no May about it.
I AM Eleven.
Anyway, Person WILL give Zara a treat when she Comes In.
Person WILL give me a treat when I Come In.
Not MAY.
