It's a Dog's Life (Living with The Dog Lady)

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Sunday, May 06, 2012

Rain

Person wanted to Catch a Photo of Pickle, but Pickle Never Stops Pickling.

He Jumps Off the Bench.

He Runs Down the Bank.

He Runs Off with a Red Ball.

Tail Wag Wag Wag Wag.

Pickle Pickles Off into the Distance.

Every Day has been RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN.

Then One Day SUNSHINE.

So, Person Cut the Grass.

I Like to Eat Cut Grass. Monty the Mont likes to Eat Cut Grass. So does Milly.

Anyway, the Rain made our Feet Dirty.

Our Feet made our Bed Dirty.

So here is our New Dog Den Duvet Bed.

And here is Milly, SMILING

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Twigs

Yesterday I found a Twig on the Carpet.

Zara left the Twig on the Carpet.

Zara pulls Twigs off Trees. She pulls Twigs off Bushes.

Zara Brings Twigs indoors. Zara Chews Twigs.

I don't Chew Twigs. I don't Bring Twigs Indoors.

I am a Good Dog.

Then Little Pickle Takes Zara's Twig. Then Zara gets her Twig back again.

Pickle and Zara make Lots of NOISE.

I Threw Zara's Twig into the Air.

Again and Again.

Person said Pip you have Gone Silly.

Anyway, Zara can't pull Twigs off our new Clematis which is growing up the Dead Wysteria.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

The Hunting Game

Little Pickle Runs About Waggy Waggy Tail and Sniff Sniff Sniff. Very Fast.

Zara Chases Pickle. Pickle doesn't want to be Chased. Pickle Doesn't want to Play.

Pickle just wants to Sniff.

Then I Chase Little Pickle. Because he is Running.

Then Milly Jumps on Zara who is Chasing Pickle. I Jump on Milly who is Jumping on Zara.

Pickle still just wants to Sniff.

Pickle Gets CROSS.

Person says I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.

Person threw Dry Food All Over the Garden.

So.....

We Went HUNTING!

We ALL Sniffed and Found Food.

It took a Long Long time.

I got Tired, Monty the Mont got Tired. Milly got Tired. Even Little Pickle and Zara got Tired.

Anyway, I like Quietly to Watch the World Go By with Monty the Mont,

Without Little Pickle Running About Waggy Waggy Tail and Sniff Sniff Sniff. Very Fast.

Friday, March 02, 2012

Sniffing and ........

Person keeps saying Oh Pip do Stop Doing That.

But Why?

She says Pip You Have Been DONE.

WHO has been in my Field during the Night?

Could it be a Rat?

Could it be a Mouse?

Could it be a Rabbit?

Could it be a CAT?

Little Pickle Loves SNIFFING. Little Pickle Runs About SNIFFING all the time.

I Prefer WATCHING. I am a Sight Hound LOOKING (Pickle is Sniffing).

Zara, when she is not Chasing Pickle as he Runs About SNIFFING, likes to Quietly...

WATCH

and THINK.

Person says Zara Come. Zara STANDS. Zara WATCHES. Zara THINKS.

Then Zara COMES. Quite Slowly.

Anyway, why do PIGEONS Fly?

I have Little Animals in my Field that I Can't Catch, and I have Pigeons in the Sky that I Can't Catch.

But I CAN catch Little Pickle.

Anyway, it may be Milly's Season, but SPRING is MY Season too.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Relaxed Pip

SNOW...

Milly, Little Pickle and Zara LOVE Snow.

They Go WILD. They CHASE. They ROLL About. They DIG.

I prefer to Eat Berries off the Hawthorn Tree.

(Hawthorn Berries are Good for Dogs' Hearts).

Milly, Little Pickle and Zara find Hawthorn Berries in the Snow.

Here Little Pickle and Zara are Waiting to Go Outside. They want to Go WILD in the Snow.

They are Being Good and Patient. Even Pickle.

Anyway, Snow is COLD.

Snow is WET.

I Don't Like COLD. I don't Like WET.

Lying on my Bed is Good For My Heart.

Monday, January 02, 2012

New Year

I am Lord Pip.

What is this Happy New Year anyway?

Monty the Mont had an Ear Infection recently. Person put Smelly Powder in Monty's Ear.

Babydog Zara Licked the Smelly Powder.

Monty the Mont didn't have a Happy New Ear. He didn't have a New Ear at all.

He is Happy with his Old Ear.

Zara's Rottie Friend Kobi has Gone Away to live Somewhere Else.

Babydog Zara still has Little Pickle to Play with

Anyway, I love Monty the Mont and Milly best.

So long as they Do What I Tell Them.

Does a Sea Horse have Ears?

Labels: Rottie

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Babydog Zara went to Play with her Brother Bertie and her Sister Holly.

Zara and Bertie and Holly played Chase for a Whole Hour.

Bertie is Much Bigger than Zara. Bertie is Black with a Black Nose.

Holly is a Little Bigger than Zara. Holly has a Black Nose.

Zara has a Black Nose.

I like Playing Chase. Person left me at Home.

Person can't take a Picture of me Chasing because I am TOO FAST.

I am Speedycleverdog Pip.

Here is Sillydog Milly in Naughtydog Pickle's Tiny Crate.

And here is Sleepydog Monty with me and Milly on our New Duvet Bed.

Anyway, soon Zara and Holly will have Brown Noses.

When I was Babydog Pip I had a Black Nose.

It is now a Brown Nose.

Person says it is an INTRUSIVE Nose, whatever that means.

Labels: labrador puppies

Thursday, November 10, 2011

My New Shamrock Collar

Babydog Zara has a Friend.

Babydog Zara's Friend is called Autumn.

Person is Helping Little Autumn's Persons to Bring Autumn Up Right.

When Babydog Zara came Home, she was Very Tired.

Babydog Zara is now Twenty Weeks Old.

Zara doesn't Pee in the house. Zara doesn't Poo in the House.

Babydog Zara is now the Same Size as Little Pickle.

She is a Good Dog (Person says).

Why didn't Person Bring Pickle Up Right, so he can be a Good Dog too?

Anyway, I have a New Wide Lurcher Collar.

My New Wide Lurcher Collar has Shamrocks on it.

Labels: golden labrador puppy, lurcher

Friday, November 04, 2011

Mini-Me

Babydog Zara is a Mini-Me

But she will never be SKINNY like Me.

MY Mother was a Saluki.

Here we are having a SCRUM in the field.

Little Pickle has a Flower Pot.

I am Chasing Pickle. Milly is Chasing Pickle. Babydog Zara is Chasing Pickle.

Monty the Mont isn't Chasing Pickle. Monty is Watching.

Little Pickle is VERY FAST. Pickle DARTS ABOUT.

But Little Pickle is NOT as FAST as ME!

Chasing is Thirsty Work.

It is TIRING too.

Anyway, it seems our Clock is VERY FAST too.

Person says she must Put our Clock Back.

Back where?

Friday, October 14, 2011

The Nights are Drawing In

We now have a New Dog Den.

Our Old Dog Den was made of Wood. Person says our Old Dog Den was TATTY.

We don't Jump Up on our New Dog Den because it WOBBLES.

We have Peace and Quiet in our Dog Den, away from Little Pickle and away from Babydog Zara.

Here is Babydog Zara Six Weeks Ago.

And here is Babydog Zara NOW.

And here is Babydog Zara in her Bed with Little Pickle.

Pickle has stolen Babydog Zara's Chew.

Now Little Pickle doesn't PESTER ME, now Pickle doesn't PESTER Monty the Mont and now Pickle doesn't PESTER Milly.

Not so much.

Babydog Zara and Little Pickle PESTER one another.

All the time.

Anyway, the Nights are Drawing In, there was a Frost this Morning, and I have my Warm Comfy Bed, and Peace and Quiet...

In my New Dog Den.

"The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath." (Ogden Nash 'An Introduction to Dogs')

: Name: Pip; Location: East Anglia, United Kingdom

My name is Pip and I live with my Person.I was born in the rescue kennels and I'm a Saluki Labrador Cross. My Person says I always have my nose into everything... My absolutely most favourite movies are cats. I nearly caught one once but chasing cats is Not Allowed. Favourite music - Walking the Dog. Book? Last favourite chew was A Short History of Nearly Everything by Bill Bryson

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