September 24, 2011

Dog Show at the Pub

Babydog Zara Won a Red Rosette for Being A Best Puppy.

I didn't Win a Rosette for Being A Best Pip.

That's because Person Left ME at Home, with Monty the Mont, Milly and Little Pickle.


Little Pickle could have Won A Best Annoying Cocker Spaniel Rosette.

Afterwards Babydog Zara Slept beside Person while Elvis Sang.

When Babydog Zara came Home she was Very Very Tired.

If I had been there Elvis could have sung Hound Dog.

Here is Babydog Zara with Rosie and Rowly.

Rosie and Rowly Won Two Best Dog Prizes each.
Anyway, who wants to Listen to Elvis?


September 09, 2011

Outside in the Dark

This is ME. I am Outside in the Dark.

With ME Outside in the Dark is Monty the Mont, Milly, Little Pickle and Baby Zara.

I think I Like Baby Zara.

Baby Zara is now Eleven Weeks Old.

Zara DIGS. I used to DIG too.
Person has given Zara a Special DIGGING HOLE. When all the Earth is Gone, Person fills it up again.

Zara likes to Play with Milly's Tail.

Zara likes to Lick Milly's Face.

Anyway, this is ME this morning, sitting in MY Chair, while Person writes MY Blog.

Out of Baby Zara's Way.


Out of Little Pickle's Way.


Person says I look ELEGANT.

August 28, 2011

One week later



Little Pickle and Little Zara PLAY TUGGY.

Little Pickle and Little Zara PLAY CHASE.

Zara gets a TOY, Pickle Takes it. Person gives Zara another TOY. Pickle Takes it. Zara gets and Old BONE. Pickle Takes that too.

With no TOYS to PLAY with and no BONES to Chew, Zara Chews Person's Chair Legs instead.

So Person has put the TOYS on the Chair Legs.

Pickle can't now Take the TOYS away.

Zara now Chews TOYS not Chair Legs.


Milly is now Making Friends with Zara. Milly likes Zara Best when she is Asleep.

I like Little Pickle Best when he is Asleep.


Anyway, this is MY Blog.

What About ME.

August 22, 2011

Hello Zara

Little Pickle Said Hello to Baby Zara first.

Little Pickle looks like a BIG Pickle now.


Then I Said Hello to Baby Zara.

She LOOKS a little like ME.

Baby Zara doesn't SMELL like me though.

Then Monty the Mont said Hello to Baby Zara.
Person had to hold Baby Zara when Milly Said Hello.

Milly BARKED at Baby Zara.
Person says Silly Milly is Scared of Baby Zara.

So Silly Milly stays behind the Dog Den for now.
Silly Milly will soon Play with Baby Zara, just like she Played with Little Pickle.
When she gets used to them, Milly is Very Patient with Puppies.
Little Pickle LOVES Baby Zara.

Here they are in Pickle's Little Crate underneath Person's Desk.


Anyway, Baby Zara will grow up one day to be like Marmite only Pale. I loved Poor Marmite so I think I will Love Zara.

August 15, 2011

Blonde and Beautiful

ZARA.

Zara is the same colour as ME.


Soon there will be Little Pickle AND Little Zara.

Anyway, I still have Four Puppy-Free Days left.


July 14, 2011

Life can be hard sometimes

Life can be Hard sometimes, when you are a Pip.

Yesterday Person went to see Hector.

Hector is Nine Months Old. Hector is a Miniature Schnauzer.



Hector has Mad Moments just like Little Pickle.

Little Pickle has Mad Moments with his Red Ring.


When Little Pickle has Mad Moments I have to CHASE him.


IN YOUR BED PICKLE!

Person shuts him in his Crate under her desk.


IN YOUR DEN PIP!

Person shuts me behind our barrier.


She says I look like a Meerkat.

It's not Simples. It's Frustratings.

Anyway, Pickle is now Lying on Bones and Toys and Rubbish in his Little Crate under Person's Desk.

And I am with Monty the Mont and Milly in our Den.

Without Pickle.


June 14, 2011

Person came home today smelling of PUPPY.

Twelve-Day-Old-Keeshund-PUPPY.

OH NO.

I Push my Nose right down to the Bottom of Person's Big Work Bag.

No PUPPY. Whew.

(Little Pickle has put me off PUPPIES for Ever).

Keeshund Puppies Snuffle. Keeshund Puppies YAWN.

Milly is Very Patient with Little Pickle.


She is Silly Milly.

Anyway, Monty the Mont likes to Dig in Dog Beds. He likes to S
crumple Dog Beds. He likes to Throw Dog Beds About.

Monty has Buried me in Dog Beds.



June 02, 2011

Tilly's Puppies

Here is beautiful Keeshund Tilly with her new Puppies.


(No, Person, I don't need another Puppy thank you).

May 14, 2011

Pickle

When Person goes Out, Pickle is GOOD.

When Person is Out Pickle is QUIET. Pickle is CALM. Pickle WAITS.

When Person comes Home Pickle is NAUGHTY.

Pickle Looks for TROUBLE.

What is he up to now?

He could be Digging Plants.

He could be Chewing his Special Tough Unbreakable Rubber Balls.

Or he could be Thinking.

He could be Thinking What Shall I Do Next.

Yesterday Person made a Walking Video with Milly.

But The Wind was Too Windy. The Birds were Too Twittery.

Person says she will Try Again Another Day.

Anyway, I would make a Better Film Star than Milly.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?feature=iv&user=tab289&annotation_id=annotation_365411

April 23, 2011

Good Friday

It was GOOD FRIDAY.

But Nobody Told Little Pickle.

Pickle had NAUGHTY FRIDAY.

Person put Pickle Under her Desk.

Pickle had to STAY under Person's Desk for a LONG TIME to CALM DOWN.

Anyway, Little Pickle had WET SUNDAY.



Milly had WET SUNDAY.

I DON'T LIKE WET. Water is for Drinking.

I had a DRY SUNDAY.

April 16, 2011

Shiba Inus

Person visited two Shiba Inus.

They are Little Foxes really.

The other day I was Outside.

Monty the Mont was Outside.

Milly was Outside.

Little Pickle has his Small Dog Flap.

Then.....suddenly Milly appeared in the Sitting Room!


Milly put her Leg through first.


Milly put her Head through next.


Then Milly Wriggled her Whole Body through.

I hope a Little Fox doesn't come in through Pickle's Small Dog Flap.

Anyway, here I am on my High Place.

Person is telling me I am BEAUTIFUL and CLEVER.

I know that already.

March 28, 2011

Barging

Pickle is on My High Place.

Tilly is a Keeshund. A Keeshund is a Dutch Barge Dog.

Sometimes I am an English Barge Dog. Barging can Hurt.

So is that why Tilly is Fluffy?

I sometimes Barge Monty the Mont. I sometimes Barge Milly.

Unfortunately for them I'm not Fluffy like Tilly.

I don't Barge Little Pickle off My High Place. I WOOOF LOUDLY until Person takes him away.

Little Pickle is Asleep under Person's Desk with the Fluff out of his Ferret Toy.


Tilly is going to have Puppies.

Fluffy Puppies.

Person says Tilly's Fluffy Puppies will be BEAUTIFUL.

Uh-oh……please no.....not another puppy.

Anyway, this is Koni.


Koni lives at the Dog Friendly Pub.

Barging isn't Dog Friendly.



March 07, 2011

No Shockers

Yesterday Little Pickle went to Vet Charles.

This is because Person doesn't want Milly to Have Puppies.

Little Pickle goes to Vet Charles to prevent Milly from Having Puppies?

Person says we don't want any Little Shepherd-Cocker Shockers.

Anyway, we have FIVE Balls. One Ball Each and a Spare. Person Throws them for us in our Field.

Last week Person went to see Archie. Archie is Twelve Weeks Old.

Archie is another....... Cocker Spaniel.

Archie lives with Duncan. He is a Cocker Spaniel too.

Person also went to see Pluto who is a BIG GREAT DANE.


I told you about Lurcher Noodles. Here are her Fluffy Saluki Ears.

Little Pickle has Fluffy Ears Too.

Anyway, Post Operative Care for your Dog after Neutering says AVOID ENERGETIC BEHAVIOUR.

I wish.