One week later

Little Pickle and Little Zara PLAY TUGGY.

Little Pickle and Little Zara PLAY CHASE.

Zara gets a TOY, Pickle Takes it. Person gives Zara another TOY. Pickle Takes it. Zara gets and Old BONE. Pickle Takes that too.

With no TOYS to PLAY with and no BONES to Chew, Zara Chews Person's Chair Legs instead.

So Person has put the TOYS on the Chair Legs.

Pickle can't now Take the TOYS away.

Zara now Chews TOYS not Chair Legs.

Milly is now Making Friends with Zara. Milly likes Zara Best when she is Asleep.

I like Little Pickle Best when he is Asleep.

Anyway, this is MY Blog.

What About ME.

Hello Zara

Little Pickle Said Hello to Baby Zara first.

Little Pickle looks like a BIG Pickle now.

Then I Said Hello to Baby Zara.

She LOOKS a little like ME.

Baby Zara doesn't SMELL like me though.

Then Monty the Mont said Hello to Baby Zara.
Person had to hold Baby Zara when Milly Said Hello.

Milly BARKED at Baby Zara. Person says Silly Milly is Scared of Baby Zara.

So Silly Milly stays behind the Dog Den for now.
Silly Milly will soon Play with Baby Zara, just like she Played with Little Pickle.
When she gets used to them, Milly is Very Patient with Puppies.
Little Pickle LOVES Baby Zara.

Here they are in Pickle's Little Crate underneath Person's Desk.

Anyway, Baby Zara will grow up one day to be like Marmite only Pale. I loved Poor Marmite so I think I will Love Zara.

Blonde and Beautiful

ZARA.

Zara is the same colour as ME.

Soon there will be Little Pickle AND Little Zara.

Anyway, I still have Four Puppy-Free Days left.

Life can be hard sometimes

Life can be Hard sometimes, when you are a Pip.

Yesterday Person went to see Hector.

Hector is Nine Months Old. Hector is a Miniature Schnauzer.


Hector has Mad Moments just like Little Pickle.

Little Pickle has Mad Moments with his Red Ring.


When Little Pickle has Mad Moments I have to CHASE him.

IN YOUR BED PICKLE!

Person shuts him in his Crate under her desk.

IN YOUR DEN PIP!

Person shuts me behind our barrier.

She says I look like a Meerkat.

It's not Simples. It's Frustratings.

Anyway, Pickle is now Lying on Bones and Toys and Rubbish in his Little Crate under Person's Desk.

And I am with Monty the Mont and Milly in our Den.

Without Pickle.

Person came home today smelling of PUPPY.

Twelve-Day-Old-Keeshund-PUPPY.

OH NO.

I Push my Nose right down to the Bottom of Person's Big Work Bag.

No PUPPY. Whew.

(Little Pickle has put me off PUPPIES for Ever).

Keeshund Puppies Snuffle. Keeshund Puppies YAWN.

Milly is Very Patient with Little Pickle.


She is Silly Milly.

Anyway, Monty the Mont likes to Dig in Dog Beds. He likes to Scrumple Dog Beds. He likes to Throw Dog Beds About.

Monty has Buried me in Dog Beds.

Tilly's Puppies

Here is beautiful Keeshund Tilly with her new Puppies.


(No, Person, I don't need another Puppy thank you).

Pickle

When Person goes Out, Pickle is GOOD.

When Person is Out Pickle is QUIET. Pickle is CALM. Pickle WAITS.

When Person comes Home Pickle is NAUGHTY.

Pickle Looks for TROUBLE.

What is he up to now?

He could be Digging Plants.

He could be Chewing his Special Tough Unbreakable Rubber Balls.

Or he could be Thinking.

He could be Thinking What Shall I Do Next.

Yesterday Person made a Walking Video with Milly.

But The Wind was Too Windy. The Birds were Too Twittery.

Person says she will Try Again Another Day.

Anyway, I would make a Better Film Star than Milly.

http://www.youtube.com/profile?feature=iv&user=tab289&annotation_id=annotation_365411

Good Friday

It was GOOD FRIDAY.

But Nobody Told Little Pickle.

Pickle had NAUGHTY FRIDAY.

Person put Pickle Under her Desk.

Pickle had to STAY under Person's Desk for a LONG TIME to CALM DOWN.

Anyway, Little Pickle had WET SUNDAY.

Milly had WET SUNDAY.

I DON'T LIKE WET. Water is for Drinking.

I had a DRY SUNDAY.

Shiba Inus

Person visited two Shiba Inus.

They are Little Foxes really.

The other day I was Outside.

Monty the Mont was Outside.

Milly was Outside.

Little Pickle has his Small Dog Flap.

Then.....suddenly Milly appeared in the Sitting Room!

Milly put her Leg through first.

Milly put her Head through next.

Then Milly Wriggled her Whole Body through.

I hope a Little Fox doesn't come in through Pickle's Small Dog Flap.

Anyway, here I am on my High Place.

Person is telling me I am BEAUTIFUL and CLEVER.

I know that already.

Barging

Pickle is on My High Place.

Tilly is a Keeshund. A Keeshund is a Dutch Barge Dog.

Sometimes I am an English Barge Dog. Barging can Hurt.

So is that why Tilly is Fluffy?

I sometimes Barge Monty the Mont. I sometimes Barge Milly.

Unfortunately for them I'm not Fluffy like Tilly.

I don't Barge Little Pickle off My High Place. I WOOOF LOUDLY until Person takes him away.

Little Pickle is Asleep under Person's Desk with the Fluff out of his Ferret Toy.

Tilly is going to have Puppies.

Fluffy Puppies.

Person says Tilly's Fluffy Puppies will be BEAUTIFUL.

Uh-oh……please no.....not another puppy.

Anyway, this is Koni.

Koni lives at the Dog Friendly Pub.

Barging isn't Dog Friendly.

No Shockers

Yesterday Little Pickle went to Vet Charles.

This is because Person doesn't want Milly to Have Puppies.

Little Pickle goes to Vet Charles to prevent Milly from Having Puppies?

Person says we don't want any Little Shepherd-Cocker Shockers.

Anyway, we have FIVE Balls. One Ball Each and a Spare. Person Throws them for us in our Field.

Last week Person went to see Archie. Archie is Twelve Weeks Old.

Archie is another....... Cocker Spaniel.

Archie lives with Duncan. He is a Cocker Spaniel too.

Person also went to see Pluto who is a BIG GREAT DANE.

I told you about Lurcher Noodles. Here are her Fluffy Saluki Ears.

Little Pickle has Fluffy Ears Too.

Anyway, Post Operative Care for your Dog after Neutering says AVOID ENERGETIC BEHAVIOUR.

I wish.

Unshreddable Toy

Here is Little Pickle with the Toy he Can't Shred that I told you about.

Boxer, Greyhound, Lurcher and Red Hen

Person went to see a Lurcher called Jessie, a greyhound called Charlie

And a RED HEN.

Jessie is Brindled. Charlie is Brindled. I am a Pale Pip.

Charlie is a Retired Racing Greyhound. Charlie CHASED Hares.

But Charlie doesn't CHASE Red Hens.

I would. I would CHASE a Red Hen. Milly would CHASE a Red Hen. Little Pickle most certainly would CHASE a Red Hen.

Monty the Mont would BARK at us. STOP.

Anyway, Person says we won't have a Red Hen in our House.

She has no time to teach us Not To Chase Red Hens in Houses.

Next Person went to see two White Boxers. They had Black Blobs.

She says Ollie looks like a Pirate. He made her Laugh.

I make Person Laugh too.

Little Pickle makes Person Laugh. Little Pickle doesn't make ME Laugh.

Here he is with his head through his New Toy.

Person has found a New Toy that he Can't Shred.

Anyway, Person gave me her Cushion for my Favourite Chair.

Little Pickle can't Jump on me up here.

Scared dogs and Noodles

Person visited Two Border Collie Dogs.


The Two Dogs were PROTECTIVE.

The Two Dogs were SCARED.

Whenever Person Moved...the Two Dogs BARKED.

They LUNGED.

Then Border Collie Evie was Brave. Evie SNIFFED Person.

Person sat Very Very Still.

Then Evie ....... WOOFFED.

Person JUMPED.

Anyway, the next day Person visited a Lurcher. Her name is Noodles.

Noodles is Grey.

Grey Noodles?

I am a Lurcher. I am the colour of Straw.

Here is Noodles Bowing. She wants Tofu to Play.

Pickle doesn't Bow to get me to Play.

Pickle JUMPS on me.

Anyway, I need a Drink.

I have been chasing Pickle.

I want the Orange Ball.