Person came home yesterday evening with a 'Certificate of Advanced Canine Communication'.I had not seen Person for Three Whole Days, nor had Marmite and nor had Monty the Mont. She had not see US for three whole days either.
And do you know what? Person came in the door and she IGNORED US!
(I did hear Person saying she was very very pleased with us because we didn't jump around her. We sniffed her (she smelt of Jan Fennells spaniels) and we followed her about but we didn't get excited.
Anyway, soon Person called us to her and made a fuss of us and put our collars on.
Collars on? We're going out somewhere?
Well, she put my collar on and she put Marmite's collar on, but Monty the Mont started to Prance About, so she didn't put Monty the Mont's collar on. She went and sat down at her computer instead.
She then called Monty the Mont to her again and he was quiet while she put on his collar.
Person next fetched our leads but Monty the Mont had forgotten something! He started jumping about and Person put his lead away again. I had to wait in the car and so did Marmite. Then Monty the Mont too came out to the car nice and quietly.
Persons then took us out to the Person Training (Dog Training ha ha) Christmas Party.
Certificate of Advanced Canine Communication????
Well, I'll tell you about the Christmas Party tomorrow!
Here is a picture of my Person and the other new Dog Listeners. Tony who Taught them all is fourth from the left.
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