Here I am at the end of another Hard Day. I fear I shan't be allowed On the Sofa for much longer. This is because of Person's Canine Communication Course next weekend and Jan Fennell will teach her to UNDERSTAND DOGS.
I know she will learn that Dogs are really WOLVES and that Dogs are not Persons. Persons go on Sofas. Wolves stay on the Floor or in their Beds.
Canine Communication says we are Happier Dogs if we Know Our PLACE.
But I AM a Happy Dog. I'm a VERY Happy Dog - especially when I am Sleeping on Person on the Sofa. I know my PLACE is on the Sofa. Monty the Mont is a Happy Dog too (when he's not On the Defensive). Marmite is a Very Happy Dog.
I'm especially Happy when I am lying on Person on the Sofa. I'm not quite so Happy about Person UNDERSTANDING DOGS though.
Dear Pip: I'm Tobi and very glad to read from you, I love your page, it's very nice for me to know there is one page for us dogs. I'm also a very happy dog and love so much my persons, I have been with them all my life 13 years and a half and they still love me so much
ReplyDeleteGo on with this beatiful work of you, I'll be looking foward to read from you.
Tobi