Person is still pretending to be an Alpha Wolf. She Eats a Biscuit before she puts our Bowls down. It's called Gesture Eating.
Person doesn't look at us while she Eats her Biscuit. But we Look at her. We Watch as she takes each SLOW Bite from her Biscuit. She IGNORES us (or she Pretends to). Marmite DROOLS.
This afternoon I thought "I'm not going to play Person's Game this time" so I IGNORED her.
I Sniffed about while Person did Gesture Eating with her Biscuit. I IGNORED her. I Sniffed to see if she had dropped any Bits of Dry Dog Food under the table.
Anyway, Real Wolves don't eat Bits of Dry Dog Food. Certainly not a BISCUIT! Real Alpha Wolves HUNT and KILL animals like Elks and they Eat the Warm and Bloody Flesh. AFTER the Real Alpha Wolves are FULL UP and Fat with Warm and Bloody Elk flesh they let the other Wolves Eat.
At Tea time today when Person put my Bowl down I pretended I was still looking for dropped Dry Dog Food under the table.
Monty the Mont finished all his Tea. Marmite finished her Tea. I did NOT Eat any of my Tea.
So, Person picked up Monty the Mont's Empty Bowl, Marmite's Empty bowl and my FULL Bowl and she took them away. I would have Eaten Elk with Warm and Bloody Flesh.
Last time I played this Game Person gave me my Tea a bit later. By myself. She made a fuss of me. I liked that.
Not this time. She is going to make me WAIT until Breakfast tomorrow.
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